March is the time for eating delicious junk and by that we don’t mean Nachos or Corn Dogs you will fill up your belly with and getting obese in the process we point our fingers to the Girl Scout cookies that is force fed to us.

I know of the hazards in the grocery store where you have to fight against little writhing brats flocking in front of the candy stands which just so happens to be in front of the the check out counter. The temptation is high to grab your own candy among the teeming toddlers but you try to ignore them as you keep on concentrating that weird hairy mole on the upper lip of the attendant at the counter. Just try to get the hell out as you grab your own Mars bar.

But then comes the real hurdle when you cannot escape the gaggle of girl scouts crowding in front of the sliding doors of the exit. Just ask yourself if you are stone hearted enough to not to buy cookies from a five year old all grins little girl tyke?

Non American reader might imagine themselves in a street side shop where you can avail the most unhealthiest junk food ever, and now imagine instead of being served by a sweaty bloke with a moustache one of these little angels trotting up to you and asking you to buy her cookies which will end up helping herself and her family and baby jesus and her little puppy. Will you say her no?

Here are a few suggestions from our side to help Americans tone down by abstaining from junk ( I am not saying MacDonalds ).

1) restricted location: Girl scouts should not be allowed withing a fifty feet circumference of the entry and exits to supermarkets and if they are outside just avoid eye contact and you are scot free.

2) Faces: Girl scouts should be prohibited to make sullen expressions and sulk if they are denied politely off buying their offerings.

3) Hot Mommas: MIFs are absolutely not allowed to accompany the girl scouts, I just got duped into buying 6 boxes of mints while I was gaping at her bug fake melons.

If we help each other from this threat the obesity scene in America would certainly improve. I know of guys who gets off by calling us lard ass and whale, but we need your support too fellas or we all gonna end up dead someday.